The Kill Take

You put your hand up on my hip. When I dip you dip we dip.

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Santa Monica



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June 10

Sometimes

I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

June 5

This is my jam.

May 22
Huh. Turns out skipping out on the check is what Jesus would do.

Huh. Turns out skipping out on the check is what Jesus would do.

May 21

I wasn't a bully growing up

But one time I was totally picking on this kid in the school library and he actually said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me.” So I smacked that little fucker in the head with a dictionary and said, “How ‘bout these words? Do these words hurt?” I don’t think he heard me though. His ear was bleeding pretty bad.

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attnwh0re83: 9gag: Stuck First thoughts when seeing this picture: 1. WTF IS ALL THAT RANDOM SHIT IN THE BATHTUB!?!? 2. That entire bathroom looks mildewy as fuck. I SAID GOT’DAMN! 2. Oh wait…there is a kid in the toilet,which explains everything. Somebody just pooped a whole kid. Christ, I wonder what they ate.

attnwh0re83:

9gag:

Stuck

First thoughts when seeing this picture:

1. WTF IS ALL THAT RANDOM SHIT IN THE BATHTUB!?!?

2. That entire bathroom looks mildewy as fuck. I SAID GOT’DAMN!

2. Oh wait…there is a kid in the toilet,which explains everything.

Somebody just pooped a whole kid. Christ, I wonder what they ate.

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No way that little guy’s gonna need extensive therapy when he gets older. Nope, not that kid.

No way that little guy’s gonna need extensive therapy when he gets older. Nope, not that kid.

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Hey do they still do SNPD here? Well, here’s me and my giant tool. Here’s me lookin’ to do some drillin’. Here’s me workin’ with my wood. Here’s…okay, okay, you get the idea.  

Hey do they still do SNPD here? Well, here’s me and my giant tool. Here’s me lookin’ to do some drillin’. Here’s me workin’ with my wood. Here’s…okay, okay, you get the idea.  

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missmlady:

long-gone: Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theaters. Hold her hand while you talk. Tell her she’s beautiful. Look her in the eyes when you talk to her. Tell her stupid jokes. Let her play with your hair. Just walk around with her. Look at her like she’s the only girl you see. Tickle her, even if she say’s stop. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggyback rides. Tease her. Let her tease you back. Kiss her forehead. When shes sad, hang out with her. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Kiss her in the rain. When you fall in love with her, tell her.

 You forgot: Show her your boner. Scream “this thing ain’t gonna suck itself!” Fart in front of her. Do that thing where you make a cup with your hands and bring it up to her face. Then giggle uncontrollably. Put her in a headlock and give her noogies. Give her the finger. Say, “is this yours?” Check out other girls asses. Encourage her to do the same. It’s nice when you share the same interests. Ask incessantly for a three way. Beg if you think it’ll help. Call her drunk in the middle of the night. Tell her you’re coming over. Pass out instead. Tell her you love her. But only when you really want something.  

May 20
(via molls) Dave Holmes speaks the truth. Everyone can see Chelsea Handler’s jokes coming, whereas no one can see Dave Holmes’ jokes coming. Although I think this may have to do with the fact that everyone knows who the fuck Chelsea Handler is, whereas….. (I think I may have the same set up problem as Chelsea Handler)

(via molls)

Dave Holmes speaks the truth. Everyone can see Chelsea Handler’s jokes coming, whereas no one can see Dave Holmes’ jokes coming.

Although I think this may have to do with the fact that everyone knows who the fuck Chelsea Handler is, whereas…..

(I think I may have the same set up problem as Chelsea Handler)